Al is Darwin's chief sycophant and spin-doctor, dutifully echoing whatever Darwin teaches, and desperately trying to paint Darwin's critics in the worst possible light—usually labeling them "lewd," "wicked," blasphemers," and "scoffers." He has been Darwin's most ardent follower as long as I have known Darwin. Al is the one who distributes Darwin's teaching via the Internet. In the past he has used AOL, Usenet, and various on-line services to try to gain a forum. Now he maintains a Web site promulgating Darwin's views.